Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

I thought the first one was cool, I really did. That whole army of the dead marching on the bottom of the sea thing chilled my bones.

The second one? Eh. The fish people just didn’t do it for me. Granted Johnny Depp is a fantastic actor, and one hell of a good looking guy (as my wife & daughter constantly remind me), I left the second film impressed with not much more than, well, Naomie Harris.

Yeah, I know. The teeth, the facial tattoos, the Dreads:

So? Under all that, here’s the real deal:

OK, so POC: At World’s End?

Yeah. Again, Naomie was the only thing worth sitting through the movie for.