Oh, save me:
Here, here, and here for starters. And here. Here too. What the heck, one more here, and the Brad Blog version here.
What tickles me to death is that this time the eeeeevil Diebold is working for Hillary Clinton. When I think about all the time and effort that discussion board put into “proving” (who could forget the wonderfully entertaining sleep inducing posts by TruthIsAll and Febble?) that Diebold stole the 2004 election for from John Kerry in 2004, I shake my head in awe at their paranoia.
Update: Welcome, Instapundit readers, and thanks to Glenn for linking! Enjoy the NH primary, but beware! Who knows what evil Diebold is prepared to perpetrate in your state!
Update 2: Thanks to Brendan Loy, Betsy Newmark, Rantburg, Jason Smith, John Hawkins, E.M. Zanotti, Stubborn Facts, Bob Krumm, and Michelle Malkin for linking!
Filed under: Democrats, Election 2008, Hysteria, Netroots, Politics
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It’s gotta be Rove and Ken Blackwell behind it….
Nah, it’s Laura Bush behind it.
Premature Obama-gasm?
Of course, it was just the Diebold machines. (Everyone knows that the Vast Rovian Conspiracy is now backing Hillary, right?)
I tried to rig it for Ron Paul, but I accidentally switched two wires and I foiled my own scheme. Sorry.
“…Diebold stole the 2004 election for John Kerry in 2004, …”
Unless I’m grossly missinformed about political events, shouldn’t that be “from Kerry?”
It might have been a poll/media whammy. In other words, those who were going to come out for Obama decided to stay home when they saw those polls showing double-didget leads, thinking it was in the bag. At least part of it.
oops…thats “digit” lol
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D’oh! Thanks, reneviht, fixed.
You’re missing something. Clinton is a “tool of the corporate establishment.” We HAD to steal the election to maintain our gip on power. If Clinton gets the nomination, then the corporate power structure is preserved no matter who wins in November.
Just check with all the lefty blogs – they hate CLinton almost as much as Republicans do.
here is proof that stealing charges now being made are simply FALSE
http://drunkardslamppost.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/diebold-and-new-hampshire/
It was a media scam. The tears were a media scam. My sister does the same thing to control (castrate) her husbands (of which that have been many). Tear up a little, get some sympathy then pour out yer little pea pickin’ heart and tell ‘em whose responsible… big ol ‘Bama. Great sucker punch.
Then the MSM steps in, gets all the white folks a little scared about the nasty black man so there’s a big turn out to ensure the poor little white girl gets her justice.
Christ, how many films do we see about this crap every year. Barnham’s suckers were all in NH last nite.
Hear the word Clinton…, think history. And not the pretty part. When ya gonna learn?
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Good Grief! The Paranoid Conspiracy Class
Cadillac Tight is also on the case, going into the DU fever swamps for more fun!
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Charles Martel,
It’s Black to Negative, Red to Positive.
This “alternating current” paranoia of “the stolen electronic-election” reminds me of the gambling addict I know who believes she knows when the slot machines are about to payoff. Of course, she’s down over half-a-million bucks, but every payoff feeds hers delusion. Of course, this is the famous “double-double reverse” so the Republicans can steal the November elections with plausible deniability. YCMTSU. lol.
For what it’s worth, Rush actually said there might be something to this.
[...] Joe points out :”Here, here, and here for starters. And here. Here too. What the heck, one more here, and the Brad Blog version here. What tickles me to death is that this time the eeeeevil Diebold is working for Hillary Clinton.” [...]
ChenZhen: Rush? What did he say?
He said the DUers might be right about the fraud angle, given that the Republican polling was accurate and the Dem side was way off. He didn’t offer up any other explanation, and figured that the pollsters will have to do some serious investigation into why they missed it by such a wide margin.
I’m sure the transcript will be up later, so watch for it if you want. I heard it on my way to work about an hour ago.
Personally, I like my theory better.
Good Lord, Limbaugh buying into the conspiracy theories too?
I like your theory better too.
Evil voting machines and Obama-gasms. Good God, I just can’t wait until the papers come out with how racist we are because we voted for Hilliary!
I found the relevant portion of the Rush trascript:
“What tickles me to death is that this time the eeeeevil Diebold is working for Hillary Clinton”
http://www.takeoverworld.info/images/bush1_bill_golf.jpg
1981 – 1989 BUSH VP (CIA DIRECTOR!)
1989 – 1993 BUSH
1993 – 2001 Clinton
2001 – 2009 Bush
2009 – Clinton
Going on 30 Years of Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton!?!?
Bro Cush, I beleive your right on target. Pres. Bush and CLINTON both represent corporate interest. Unfortunately not American Corporate Interest, but the Trans-National Kapitalist Pigs which are moveing us closer and closer to the New World Order. Their goal is the destruction of America and transforming us into a third world country. All you leftist out their are just usefull idiots of George Soros, Bill Gates, etc that control the NGO’s which are haveing a major impact around the world. Secure our borders, American Energy Independence Now, bring back US manufactoring, and stop the banckruptcy of our Great Nation!
Am I the only one who found it strange that we had to replace the punch card because idiots could’t see if the card was completely punched and disqualified 10,000 US servicemen serving overseas because they had an APO stamp instead of a Post mark and replaced it with computers which have no paper trail. Any idiot, Democrati or Repuplican can see this was a set up by the ELITES to tamper with elections!
so you take some posts from a forum and conclude that ‘lefties’ are up in arms about the NH primary?!? nice sourcing.
but if you don’t believe diebold has been involved with some shady activities in 2000 and 2004 then you haven’t been paying attention … or you choose not to.
HBO had an amazing documentary on one voting station during the 2000 election, and how paper ballots were illegally being thrown away. there were actually negative vote totals in one precinct in 2000…and the documentary also showed how easy it was to rig one of the voting systems.
anyway, i guess if you’re more concerned about lefties and poking fun, rather than taking seriously the fact that diebold has ties directly to bush and the right and how that could affect the vote count, then i guess we deserve what we get.
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Diebold – All Your Vote Are Belong to Us
Here’s another humorous spoof on Diebold that we whipped up for all you truth seekers out there….
This one is based on the popular internet meme, AYBABTU, or “All your base are belong to us”, a phrase taken from from Zero W…
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